Disgraceful Putin Says 'Mibees Naw'
Vladimir Putin makes shock rejection of G20 summit.
Insider Sources claim that he made the announcement in a Zoom Call where he could be seen dancing around in traditional garb, playing the Bazooki while comely Roosky maidens showered him in seasonal flowers and gummy bears, singing 'You Can Stick Your New World Order Up Yer Arse’. As of writing, Majestic High Lord and Hero of the Ukraines Zelensky is reported to be at secret location in the Swiss Alps with Sean Penn browsing Amazon for a Size ‘Extra Large’.
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